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We're The Shits
03:00
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We're The Shits, and we don't give a shit
We'll cram it up your bum and then give it a lick
We'll kick your arse, and find it funny
Do a poo that's nice and runny
Vimto beating
Drums with attitude
Fatty dropping shit
Like he's on the loo
Snotty on the lead
Doing crazy licks
And my name's Gnashers, time to get my kicks
We're The Shits
Fuck your mum
We're The Shits
Up the bum
We're the shits and we're not in a hurry
You look like the type that we love to bully
Fatty sits on your lap as he takes a crap
And then you'll get a taste of what The Shits are about
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, we're The Shits
And if you don't like it you can go fuck off and cram it up your fucking bumhole
Yeah so why don't you eat shit and climb up your granny's arse, you fucking bastards
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2. |
You're Fucking Dead
02:53
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I got a slingshot in my pocket
But I ain't got no tomatoes
I'll fish what I can out of the bog
And we'll see how far it goes
Shit on your face
Shit on your shirt
Shit on your shoes
Shit on your girl
Shit all over the front of your car
Watcha gonna do?
It's a four on one, mate
(You're dead)
So you'd better run, eh?
(You're dead)
So, you wanna try us?
Try to walk on by us
You'll never ever try it again
Because you'll be fucking dead
I found a wedgie in your trousers
And it's begging for release
We'll wrap your knickers up around your bonce
And you'll be gurning like the Mona Lisa
Shit on your face
Shit on your shirt
Shit on your shoes
Shit on your girl
Shit all over the front of your car
Watcha gonna do?
It's a four on one, mate
(You're dead)
So you'd better run, eh?
(You're dead)
You think that you got what it takes?
(You're dead)
To mess with the Shits?
(You're dead)
So, you wanna try us?
Go on you stupid bastard, try to walk on by us
You'll never ever try it again
Because you'll be fucking dead
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3. |
Pissbag
02:35
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Bleugh!
What's that bag you've got beside your bum?
It looks like a bag of Capri Sun!
There's a straw going up your shirt
That leads to aw, my fuckin' ell!
It's a Piss bag
It's a piss bag
It's a piss bag
Urine for a treat!
If you don't piss during urination
How we gonna give you your initiation?
If you don't take a pee by going to the loo
Then we'll ju st have to bring the loo to you
It's a Piss bag
It's a piss bag
It's a piss bag
Urine for a treat!
We're gonna slap it, slap it, slappa the bag
We're gonna slap it, slap it, slappa the bag
We're gonna slap your bloody piss bag
Gonna make you weak down to your bones
We're gonna take the piss out of your crohns
gonna take the piss out of your bag
And pour it on your head, my son
Piss bag
Piss bag
Piss bag
Piss bag
Piss bag
Piss bag
Piss bag
Piss bag
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4. |
We'll Bugger Your Face
02:36
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Fatty might look friendly as he's eating some chips
Snotty looking smart as he's studying licks
Vimto and yours truly, we're the handsomeest
But if you look the wrong way we're gonna bugger your face
Yeah you're really for it now
We're gonna hold you down and then wait
Till you open your mouth, and then we'll bugger your face
Yeah you heard me right with the words that I'm tellin
We're gonna slap a cock around the side of your melon
It's a surprise, you won't have time to brace
Because before you even know it we'll have buggered your face
Metaphorically speaking!
Alright! Oh yeah! We'll bugger your face!
Yeah, you might be thinking I've made me some new mates
Sure, Vimto, Snotty, Fatty all seem pretty great
But when Gnashers joins the crew don't you dare hestitate
To get the fuck out of there cause then we'll bugger your face
Yeah you're really for it now
We're gonna hold you down and then wait
Till you open your mouth, and then we'll bugger your face
Maybe we're just jokin, maybe we're just mucking about
Maybe we're just messin', maybe we'll not go near your mouth
Only joking!
Or are we?
We're gonna bugger your face
We're gonna bugger your face
We're gonna bugger your face
We're gonna bugger your face
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5. |
Being Snotty's Easy
02:28
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Don't need to know much about politics
Other than they're all a pile of pricks!
Don't need to keep your mohawk straight
Unless you wanna look like a garden rake!
Don't need to play really, really shit
Then wonder why noone's at your gig!
You don't need to try so hard to be snotty!
It's actually really easy
Write some words that'll make you queasy
Do a few licks like my main man Snotty
Now you've got a punk song
Being snotty's easy!
Come on then, let's be 'avin' ya!
Let's see your snotty side!
Don't need to jump around like a tit
And pretend that you like the mosh pit!
Don't need to smell like a bag of poo
Try a shower every day or two
Don't need to shave your bonce like a cock
Then you'll really look like a big cock!
Honestly, it's not so hard to be snotty!
It's actually really easy
Write some words that'll make you queasy
Do a few licks like my main man Snotty
Now you've got a punk song
Being snotty's easy!
And I'll tell ya another bloody thing for certain
No matter how hard you try to be snotty
You'll never be as snotty as The Shits!
It's actually really easy
Write some words that'll make you queasy
Do a few licks like my main man Snotty
Now you've got a punk song
Being snotty's easy!
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6. |
Wot A Palava!
02:11
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When you want to sit down, and you're about to eat
And fatty comes along and takes a crap on your seat
Wot A Palava!
Then when you're starving, waiting for the bus
and Snotty comes along and kicks you hard in the nuts
Fuck!
Nowt to do with me
Nowt to do with me
I'm minding my own business!
Wot a palava!
Don't ask me, I didn't do nuffin!
Sitting on the bus and you think you're alone
When Vimto comes along and slaps you hard in the bone!
Now you're upset and at the end of your rope
And you come to me looking for a little hope
That you're able to end it all with a plea
When you find out it was me!
And just what are you going to do about it?
I don't think you have the balls
To stop anything that we have started
You're gonna hit a wall!
I don't think you understand your position
You don't count as opposition
Sling you about till you're a pile of bruises
You want a clash? You'll be the one that loses!
It's all to do with me!
It's all to do with me!
We're doing
Our favourite thing
Giving you some shit!
We're never got stop giving you some shit!
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7. |
Fanny Magic
03:38
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It's time to clap
For the king of disco flaps
Growler wizard coming through
For I won't waste a bit
Of time on your clit
Every second counts on your poon
It's fanny magic!
It's fanny magic!
Performing fanny magic just for you
Here's my deal, if you jive and you squeal
Then you tell all your mates
Because I really want a taste!
Performing fanny magic like only I do!
Vimto keeps the time but I can tell a rhyme
That'll have you jumping through the roof!
Fanny magic just for you!
For you!
For you!
Give us a lick
For I don't need my dick
To send you straight to the moon
And once I'm done
Give me a go on your mum
Because I think she might need some too!
Fanny! Magic!
Don't need my wand for this trick!
Don't care if it's smelly
Or looks like a welly!
I'll do some magic on you!
It's fanny magic!
It's fanny magic!
Performing fanny magic like only I do!
So let me put a spell on you!
Let me put a spell on you!
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8. |
Talkin' Shit
03:00
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Oi! Did you hear about this?
Get a load of this then!
Little Georgie who lives down the road
well he once shat his pants
There was no paper so he used his hands
My pal Jimmy
Said that you're a prick
So you'd better go and punch him!
We're spreading rumours!
We're talking shit about you
You got a problem with it?
Cause if you tell us...
We're gonna kick your arse!
From here to Barking!
You'll be screamin!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Johnny Peters from Bradwell Ave
He once sucked off his dad
To pay off outstanding debts that he had
Susie Perkins
Doesn't have a fanny
She has a little willy!
Still spreading rumours!
We're talking shit about you
You got a problem with it?
Then we'll kick your arse!
Now everybody's talkin about you
They all reckon the worst things about you
That's it for us, now it's time to go home
Time to go to bed
And rest up our heads
For another day of rumours
That's our sense of humour!
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9. |
Not Your Heroes
03:21
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We're The Shits, and all of the girls, they want our numbers
They're soaking wet and we're only on the second verse
We can play heavy, we can fuckin rock
We can play stupid for all the mohawks
No matter what your flavour, if you eat shit
Then we're right up your alley, we're the fucking tits
However!
Don't stand waiting outside after the gig
Cause we'll take a piss in your fucking face
Never meet your hero, cause if it's me
and my nose is all runny
Oi, oi, oi
It's going all over you
(We're not your heroes)
It's going all over you
(We're not your heroes)
It's going all over
(Yeah it's going over ya)
What are you gonna do?
No matter the time, no matter the line-up, noone's in their seats
For The Shits, they have it all when it comes to your snotty needs
We can play metal
We can chug hard
We can play punk for all the retards
No matter what your flavour, if you want hit
Then we're right up your alley, come on and dive in
Don't stand waiting outside after the gig
Cause we'll take a piss in your fucking face
Never meet your hero, cause if it's me
and my nose is all runny
Oi, oi, oi
It's going all over you
(We're not your heroes)
It's going all over you
(We're not your heroes)
It's going all over
(Yeah it's going over ya)
It's going all over you!
No we're not your heroes
No we're not your heroes
No we're not your heroes
No we're not your heroes
Yeah, if you think I'm gonna stand out the back of the venue,
Tell ya thanks for coming and sign you a wittle autograph
Well the only thing that's getting signing is your bloody face
With my snotters, because
It's going all over
(Yeah it's going over ya)
What are you gonna do?
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10. |
Little Bastard
03:12
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Little bastard picks his nose
Then he wipes it under the seat
(Ye little bastard)
Little bastard cracks his toes
As the teacher's trying to teach
(Ye little bastard)
We all know where he's going
Straight to boarding school!
And we'll miss him!
The little bastard!
Little bastard picks his arse
And he'll hold it up to your face
(Ye little bastard)
Little bastard takes no shit
And he'll put you in your place
He's a good bloke really
He's our bestest mate
(Ye little bastard)
Time to send you off then
See ya later little bastard!
We'll be here when you return
To make more stomachs churn
So with each and every passing day
We'll run this place the Little Bastard way!
Great fun while it lasted
Salute, Little Bastard!
Some say they hear the screams of a weed
Come from Feltham in the summer breeze
So next time you steal or bully
Salute him!
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The Shits London, UK
The nastiest, hardest, rockinest, most controversial punk band of the 80s. Gnashers, Snotty, Vimto and Fatty Shit have been
combining British snot with East Bay hardcore since 1987.
"Oh yeah, The Shits. Bloody marvelous, they were. Proper blew me away." - John Lydon, Sex Pistols
"Fatty once stole my face paint and covered his arse with it" - Dave Vanian, The Damned
"I love them" - Ted Nugent
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