Being Snotty's Easy

from Right Up Your Alley by The Shits

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lyrics

Don't need to know much about politics
Other than they're all a pile of pricks!

Don't need to keep your mohawk straight
Unless you wanna look like a garden rake!

Don't need to play really, really shit
Then wonder why noone's at your gig!

You don't need to try so hard to be snotty!

It's actually really easy
Write some words that'll make you queasy
Do a few licks like my main man Snotty
Now you've got a punk song
Being snotty's easy!

Come on then, let's be 'avin' ya!
Let's see your snotty side!

Don't need to jump around like a tit
And pretend that you like the mosh pit!

Don't need to smell like a bag of poo
Try a shower every day or two

Don't need to shave your bonce like a cock
Then you'll really look like a big cock!

Honestly, it's not so hard to be snotty!

It's actually really easy
Write some words that'll make you queasy
Do a few licks like my main man Snotty
Now you've got a punk song
Being snotty's easy!

And I'll tell ya another bloody thing for certain
No matter how hard you try to be snotty
You'll never be as snotty as The Shits!

It's actually really easy
Write some words that'll make you queasy
Do a few licks like my main man Snotty
Now you've got a punk song
Being snotty's easy!

credits

from Right Up Your Alley, released November 13, 1991
Words by Gnashers Shit
Bass by Fatty Shit
Guitar by Snotty Shit
Drums by Vimto Shit

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The Shits London, UK

The nastiest, hardest, rockinest, most controversial punk band of the 80s. Gnashers, Snotty, Vimto and Fatty Shit have been combining British snot with East Bay hardcore since 1987.

"Oh yeah, The Shits. Bloody marvelous, they were. Proper blew me away." - John Lydon, Sex Pistols

"Fatty once stole my face paint and covered his arse with it" - Dave Vanian, The Damned

"I love them" - Ted Nugent
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