Fanny Magic

from Right Up Your Alley by The Shits

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lyrics

It's time to clap
For the king of disco flaps
Growler wizard coming through

For I won't waste a bit
Of time on your clit
Every second counts on your poon

It's fanny magic!
It's fanny magic!

Performing fanny magic just for you
Here's my deal, if you jive and you squeal
Then you tell all your mates
Because I really want a taste!

Performing fanny magic like only I do!
Vimto keeps the time but I can tell a rhyme
That'll have you jumping through the roof!
Fanny magic just for you!
For you!
For you!

Give us a lick
For I don't need my dick
To send you straight to the moon

And once I'm done
Give me a go on your mum
Because I think she might need some too!

Fanny! Magic!
Don't need my wand for this trick!

Don't care if it's smelly
Or looks like a welly!
I'll do some magic on you!

It's fanny magic!
It's fanny magic!

Performing fanny magic like only I do!
So let me put a spell on you!
Let me put a spell on you!

credits

from Right Up Your Alley, released November 13, 1991
Words by Gnashers Shit
Bass by Fatty Shit
Guitar by Snotty Shit
Drums by Vimto Shit

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The nastiest, hardest, rockinest, most controversial punk band of the 80s. Gnashers, Snotty, Vimto and Fatty Shit have been combining British snot with East Bay hardcore since 1987.

"Oh yeah, The Shits. Bloody marvelous, they were. Proper blew me away." - John Lydon, Sex Pistols

"Fatty once stole my face paint and covered his arse with it" - Dave Vanian, The Damned

"I love them" - Ted Nugent
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